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Well, it’s happened again, and still no one cares if Miley Cyrus leaks semi-nude pics photos of herself.

More raunchy photos of teen queen and overblown Disney “singing” sensation Miley Cyrus have hit the net, and these might just be “the most controversial yet.” Snore.

It’s just too obvious that Miley herself is releasing the photos in an effort to distance herself from her persona as “Hannah Montana”, the hit Disney show she stars in.

But the problem is this: No one cares. No one.

None of the TV news magazines covered the non-event. There are literally no other mentions in the online press about the story, except for a few blogs, like GossipGirl.

Cyrus, the 15-year-old star of “Hannah Montana” and the idol of millions of directionless teens around the world, has spun her Annie Leibowitz Vanity Fair photo non-controversy, into a 10-second media blip through excellent public relations spin, where she feigned sadness over the picture of her back.

Snore.

Last week, the poster girl for clean celebrity living showed up at the Teen Choice Awards, hanging out on the red carpet with Fergie.

You know, “My Humps, My Lovely Lady Lumps, Check “Em Out”, Fergie. Nothing protects your squeaky clean image more that hanging out with Fergilicious.

Once again, Fox News reported a rep for Cyrus as saying the photos were old. Oh good, she was 13 or 14 when they were shot, and not 15. That’s a relief.

Four more “racy” photos were released to the net, one of Cyrus in a bikini and another showing the singer wearing white underwear and poking her bottom at the camera. Another shows her pulling up her shirt to reveal her stomach.

Snore.

Cyrus claims that she took the photos for her boyfriend Nick Jonas, kinda like Vanessa Hudgins did for Zac Efron. Then, her phone got hacked, kinda like Vanessa phone got hacked. Cyrus is looking to have a breakout hit records, kinda like Vanessa did. And Miley’s reaaaal sorry, kinda like Vanessa was.

But unlike Vanessa, the photos keep popping up. Like every other week now.

But still, WE DON’T CARE.

Last week, Cyrus announced she was ready to move on from her Hannah Montana persona, and would not be signing up for a new season of the hit Disney show. A great career move. Just ask Hilary Duff.

“I’ve never been known to be shy in front of a camera…”
Miley Cyrus, from her site, MileyWorld.com

In related news, Miley’s new album debuted at #1 last week, only to fall off the earth this week, and relinquish the top of the charts title to Sugarland’s new effort.

“Breakout” broke down almost 56% from the week’s prior sales. They call it “bubble gum pop” for a reason, folks.