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A California judge sentenced hamburger spokesho, and general spoiled brat Paris Hilton to 45 days in jail today for violating her probation in an alcohol-related case than involved reckless driving.

All we can say is “sweeeeeeeeet.”

In typical Paris Hilton fashion, the hotel heiress arrived ten minutes late to her hearing in the back of a black Cadillac Escalade. She entered the Metropolitan Courthouse with several men in escort, ignoring annoying screams of bloodthirsty photographers lining the entrance.

The tired media ho Hilton must go to the slam on June 5. She will not be allowed any work release program leniency, or be allowed to use electronic monitoring in lieu of jail, according to Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer.

Hilton will spend the 45 days at a women’s jail in suburban Lynwood, home of Weird Al Yankovic.

Hilton, in her typical “NOW I’m sorry demeanor, said to the judge before her sentencing, “I’m very sorry and from now on I’m going to pay complete attention to everything. I’m sorry and I did not do it on purpose all.”

To which the judge probably thought, “yeah, right.”

Hilton was booked on September 7 of last year for reckless driving. In January she plead no contest to the charges. She was sentenced to 36 months’ probation, alcohol education and $1822 in fines.

Then, on January 15, Hilton was again pulled over by police, and the officers informed her she was driving on a suspended license and according to court papers, she signed a document acknowledging she was not to drive.

Then, once AGAIN, on February 27 Hilton was again pulled over by Los Angeles County sheriff’s deputies for speeding and driving without headlights.

She was then charged with violating her probation. Sounds like Paris could use the time off from the party scene, since she can’t seem to read OR remember what happened to her days before. Or maybe she’s just kin to Lil’ Kim.

Either way, Bon Voyage, Paris. Hope you like the food.