Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel Run Like Hell From Each Other.
July 14th, 2008 by 
Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman have broken up, their publicists confirmed to a public that really didn’t give a rat Monday.
“Jimmy and Sarah have no further comment,” remarked Kimmel’s spokesman Lewis Kay to The Associated Press. Once again, no one within the radius of the AP’s coverage area cared.
Sadly the split that was first reported on Vanity Fair magazine’s Web site, another entity that no one cares about. Ah well, birds of a feather flock together.
Silverman’s publicist, Amy Zvi, confirmed the breakup in an e-mail message to the AP. Zvi didn’t immediately respond when asked for further details.
The pair dated for five years, although it is always a toss up when one asks who actually wore the pants in the relationship.
Earlier this year, in a desperate cry for attention to a already flogged career, the two took to the Internet with a video duel. Once again, very few people cared.
The strangely attractive in a “dang-that-monkey-faced-she-devil-actually-would-be-cute-if-she-wasn’t-so-obnoxious” way Silverman, 37, has made frequent appearances on the 39-year-old Kimmel’s talk show.
The comedianne has starred in a feature-film length comedy concert film, “Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic,” and starred in her own Comedy Central series, “The Sarah Silverman Program.”
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