http://noiseputty.com Bizarre Celebrity News with a touch of sarcasm for taste... Wed, 06 Aug 2008 20:50:47 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Well, it’s happened again, and still no one cares if Miley Cyrus leaks semi-nude pics photos of herself. More raunchy photos of teen queen and overblown Disney “singing” sensation Miley Cyrus have hit the net, and these might just be “the most controversial yet.” Snore. It’s just too obvious that Miley herself ... http://noiseputty.com/archives/miley-cyrus-leaks-more-photos-of-herself-no-one-cares/ Barack Obama showed that when it comes to change, original political tactics are not what he’s talking about, as he shamelessly paraded his kids to “Access Hollywood” of all shows, in his continuing presidential bid. The “Access Hollywood” interview in which Obama and his wife Michelle allowed daughters Malia, 10, and ... http://noiseputty.com/archives/on-the-campaign-obama-whores-out-his-kids/ Bankruptcy was the case that the gave them. Death Row Records, the hip-hop label that released nearly 20 years of gangster rap with albums by Tupac Shakur, Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg, has been auctioned for a palty $24 million. New York-based Global Music Group Inc. said Monday that on June 24 ... http://noiseputty.com/archives/rip-please-the-death-of-death-row/ Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman have broken up, their publicists confirmed to a public that really didn’t give a rat Monday. “Jimmy and Sarah have no further comment,” remarked Kimmel’s spokesman Lewis Kay to The Associated Press. Once again, no one within the radius of the AP’s coverage area cared. Sadly ... http://noiseputty.com/archives/sarah-silverman-and-jimmy-kimmel-run-like-hell-from-each-other/ Two stories, which should be totally related: Socialite, Kathy Hilton, mother of Paris Hilton will be including a beauty patch to her skin care line. The new product is as a result of the collaboration between Powder Paper, an Israeli company and Omnireliant, the licensees of the brand. The patch is ... http://noiseputty.com/archives/paris-hiltons-skin-problemcant-her-mom-fix-it/ Artist Site More Videos http://noiseputty.com/archives/never-again-kelly-clarkson-video/ As if Donald Trump didn’t have enough control over money. Now he’s thinking about carrying his tycooning abilities over into daytime TV. That’ll show that former Ms. DayTime Thang, Rosie O’Donnell a thing or two! According to reports, Trump has taken quite a liking to TV. After producing and starring ... http://noiseputty.com/archives/donald-trump-going-to-daytime-tv/ Nicole Ritchie, in attempt to salvage her last 3 minutes of fame before she vanishes off the Hollywood radar due to motherhood, wants to prove to you that’s she’s responsible. And that she’s a role model. Nicole Richie has stated that she wants to do her time in the Los Angeles ... http://noiseputty.com/archives/nicole-ritchie-wants-to-do-time-in-da-county-jail/ According to a quoted statement in Reader’s Digest, Angelina Jolie doesn’t want to marry Brad Pitt. We at NP guess that she’s happy enough having the adopted family and the sex with Pitt to not actually care about a little thing called commitment to him. Well that just sucks, in our ... http://noiseputty.com/archives/angelina-jolie-i-dont-want-to-marry-brad-pitt/ As we move into the strangeness that will be the Paris Hilton jail sentence, the one Hilton that yapping the most about cruel treatment isn’t Paris Hilton…but her Mom. Kathy Hilton, the mother of the hamburger thong spokesgirl, made sure that the cameras were all on her at her daughter’s probation-violation ... http://noiseputty.com/archives/paris-hiltons-mom-is-a-spoiled-brat-too/